Monday, November 11, 2013
Father Dragon needs a lawyer... or many.
I have been locked in the stockade for alleged crimes of witchery. I swear I'm innocent. Would any of Father Dragon's friends go and speak in my defense before Sheriff Gwen Gardner? She isn't accepting the word of my dwarves because well, they are my minions. Minions do not speak ill of their master. But I'm sure if you go and say I'm a cute, not so little but very cuddling and honest dragon, she'll take your word for it and let me go. I'll share my virgin snacks if you support me before I get neck cramps.