I have been locked in the stockade for alleged crimes of witchery. I swear I'm innocent. Would any of Father Dragon's friends go and speak in my defense before Sheriff Gwen Gardner? She isn't accepting the word of my dwarves because well, they are my minions. Minions do not speak ill of their master. But I'm sure if you go and say I'm a cute, not so little but very cuddling and honest dragon, she'll take your word for it and let me go. I'll share my virgin snacks if you support me before I get neck cramps.
Sheriff Gwen Gardner is not showing the proper respect. I have been and politely requested that she reconsider the error of her ways.
ReplyDeleteAnd so far, the votes are two, and both for release.
thank you for the support!
DeleteThat's horrible! I shall do what I can!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, thanks a lot!
Deletelet our dragon, go... free to roam the hearts of his followers!
ReplyDeleteYes! Let our dragon go!
ReplyDeleteRelease the dragon!
ReplyDeleteI have gone forth and added my plea for your freedom.
ReplyDeleteI am over there yelling for your release, Al. Your speech really swayed me!
ReplyDeleteI see thou art still speaking with forked tongue, Father Dragon. Let it be know amongst your fellow rioters that my guards art standing fast against any treachery!
ReplyDeleteYou can count on me, good knight! Release the dragons, I say! :)
ReplyDeleteRegardless of your forked tongue, I have appealed to the good Sheriff Gwen to release you on the grounds of torturing you with the (chocolate) oreo cookie and the destruction your dwarf minions would cause if you were so charged. The count weighs heavily in your favor so be at peace. Your release should happen forthwith.
ReplyDeleteHow could I not raise my voice for your release after such flamboyant words? Free the dragon!
ReplyDeleteHave you tried the 'Too big to jail' defence?
ReplyDeleteYou had me smiling with this one. I shall hie away to declare you worthy of freedom!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me? Dragons do not do well in captivity. They lose their beautiful scales (and she thought dandruff was bad) and become cranky. Sheesh. I thought everyone knew that.
ReplyDeleteLet the dragon free. Trust me, it's easier than doing the clean up.
Sia McKye Over Coffee
Sounds like you guys are having fun at the Realms Faire! Hey, I think you were put in jail to keep you from ever leaving us. You'd better NOT. :) Hugs.
ReplyDeleteM.L. Swift, Writer
Thank you EVERYONE for your kind support and swiftness in defending this red fire dragon. We are in your debt! You must be rewarded with lots of dragon hugs and a surprise. :)
ReplyDeleteYou can never have too many lawyers...on your side that is.
ReplyDeleteI let them know what's up!
ReplyDeleteThe dragon imprisoned? There's something foul afoot in the land of Blogtown -- or mayhap it was merely my foot stepping into something foul. (I'll wipe it off on this rock over here.) Hi ho! Off to the Sheriff to plead your case! :-)
ReplyDeleteMost definitely let our dragon go. I told the sheriff to do so. How could anyone imprison such a gentle and loving dragon. Down with all sheriffs I say.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooo! We must free you!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're so awesome, Al. The blogging world wouldn't be the same without you. :)
You look quite fetching in the stocks. Much better than most.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Lee, but I hope that you are set free soon. Your fans need you!
ReplyDeleteJulie
You cannot keep a dragon in chains... set him free, I say!!!
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