Monday, March 17, 2014

Charlie's Scribes - Voodoo Doll Master Class

What do you do when a 900 year old dragon asks for a voo doo doll?

You freaking make him a voo doo doll!! 

Who are we to argue with a fire breather?!

Now, we're not certain if the follow up request came from The Dragon himself, or if the dwarfs hijacked his email, but we here at Charlie's Scribes were a little concerned when a second email arrived requesting the doll be sent with the step-by-step process to create more. 

It was scary enough to have two Koopmans in the universe...the thought of hundreds...thousands...I do believe a chill just went down the spine!!

*It should be noted, only for The Dragon, would we morph Dolly into a Koopman Actionless Figure. 

















Care Instructions: The Koopmans Actionless Figure can only be fed green beer and Lucky Charms. Feeding any other foods could cause it to grow hair and revert back to its female, childlike form.

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50 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildMarch 17, 2014 at 2:38 AM

    Oh dear. Never mind the children I will have nightmares over this one, though hopefully my bed will stay dry. Though naturally what a dragon wants, a dragon gets. Quickly.

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    1. UnknownMarch 17, 2014 at 9:50 AM

      Charlie's Scribes are not responsible for bad dreams or cleaning bed linens...just saying!

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  2. Tony LaplumeMarch 17, 2014 at 4:40 AM

    The googly eyes just stand to reason.

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 17, 2014 at 5:35 AM

    What happens if you set the doll on fire?

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  4. Stephen TrempMarch 17, 2014 at 6:50 AM

    You have to have googley eyes. What's a voo doo doll without googley eyes.

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    1. UnknownMarch 17, 2014 at 9:51 AM

      What better way to see into the nether world, eh?

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  5. JoMarch 17, 2014 at 6:50 AM

    I would think setting the dog on fire would be a good idea.

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    1. UnknownMarch 17, 2014 at 9:52 AM

      We are a little worried about that comment, Jo. LOL

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  6. JoMarch 17, 2014 at 6:51 AM

    I meant doll of course.

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  7. L. Diane WolfeMarch 17, 2014 at 7:26 AM

    LOL! She's positively scary all right.

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  8. MelissaMarch 17, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    Green beer and Lucky Charms. Bwahahahahahaha.
    I'm laughing so hard, I can barely type. xD

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  9. RobinMarch 17, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    I don't blame the doll for crying during the head shaving. I would cry, too. Poor doll.

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    1. UnknownMarch 17, 2014 at 9:53 AM

      Yes, to be ripped of such lovely locks is a shame. But who dares defy the dragon?!

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  10. Mark KoopmansMarch 17, 2014 at 10:54 AM

    I have to say (primp, primp, primp) that this beautiful doll is quite a good likeness of me.

    (Have you compared the picture from my blog today, you'll see :)

    Well played, Charlie's O'Scribes... well played :)

    PS: Dear Father Dragon... don't forget to put on some of that Foine Oirish music and if you need any translations, you know I'm your humble, hula-dancing servant :)

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:08 PM

      I think it has an uncanny likeness Mr. Koopmans :)

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  11. UnknownMarch 17, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    Oh my goodness. This is putting your creative talents to work in the best possible way. Wonderful!

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:09 PM

      If you think deranged is our best...so be it! :)

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  12. Hilary Melton-ButcherMarch 17, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    Hi all - love the coconut bra .. works well - pulls them boobies right in .. the doll is amazing and as you say matches you over your place ...

    Charlie's O'Scribes are doing a good job for Father Al .. take care and have a green tinny ... cheers Hilary

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  13. mooderinoMarch 17, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    This was a dark and disturbing post. Loved it.

    mood
    Moody Writing

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:10 PM

      Finally. Wisdom. This doll is no joke. Go to Mark's blog...see what happens when the voodoo is cast.

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    2. Mark KoopmansMarch 19, 2014 at 12:45 PM

      Ha!!! That was funny :)

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  14. CatherineMarch 17, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    Is all voodoo bad voodoo or is this doll filled with mojo of another kind (like leprechaun, shamrocks)? Considering the doll is for Father Dragon, and it is St. Patrick's Day, would there happen to be any shamrocks under the peanut hulls? LOL

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM

      Yes on all counts. Just as in any other power, it's all in how you use it. We just wanted to make Mark dance.

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  15. Lynda DietzMarch 17, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    I'm wheezing—with laughter, not allergies—at the whole peanut-bra idea. And I have an uncontrollable urge to make a voodoo doll of my own. Those step-by-step pictures just made my day.

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM

      Hope they hope. Contact Charlie's Scribes on the hot line if you have any peanut bra tragedies and we will be sure to pity you quickly.

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  16. MorganMarch 17, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Dyyyyying!!!!!!

    So. Funny.

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:12 PM

      Mark is on his way to deliver CPR. Feeling better already, right?

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  17. River FairchildMarch 17, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    The googly eyes got me! That doll...I mean, voodoo support structure, is hilarious. Bald, she looks just like Mark. I swear. I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. Really.

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:13 PM

      She had to have a transgender-ectomy...or whatever you call turning a girl dolly into a grown man.

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  18. dolorahMarch 17, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    You'd only end up with a lot of voo doo dolls if the instructions were sent to the Ninja Cloner.

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  19. Tammy TheriaultMarch 17, 2014 at 11:04 PM

    I had no part in this *says while cloning doll* none at all :)

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  20. Franny StevensonMarch 18, 2014 at 6:10 AM

    That's creepy!

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  21. Mark MeansMarch 18, 2014 at 7:13 AM

    Haha...and who says Dragons aren't creative?

    Not me!

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  22. cleemckenzieMarch 18, 2014 at 9:10 AM

    I believe I saw all the dolls running down the street this morning. Now I understand the panic behind the stampede!

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    1. UnknownMarch 18, 2014 at 1:14 PM

      Hide the Lucky Charms! They work like bait.

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  23. LD MastersonMarch 21, 2014 at 8:50 AM

    What happens if you feed it after midnight?

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  24. ~Sia McKye~March 21, 2014 at 9:30 AM

    This cracked me up.

    Aren't voo-doo dolls supposed to be a look alike? Y'know, so you know who the target is? Hmm. All I can say is, it's a good thing you have no little girls in your household. Trust me, you would NOT have been able to do this, um, experiment with dolls with them around.

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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  25. Jeff HargettMarch 21, 2014 at 11:58 PM

    I am in awe of every aspect of this post. I'm also a bit unnerved, possibly terrified. I must remember to stay on the good side of fire breathing dragons, Charlie's Scribes, bald dolls, Irish Hawaiians and yes, dwarves too.

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  26. UnknownMarch 27, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Hahaha! This was delightful. I know I'm late to the party...just backtracking to see what all you've been up to.

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  27. Michelle WallaceMarch 30, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    I'm playing catch up!
    Oh dear, the eyes are scary... and now I'm definitely going to have nightmares...

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