Monday, May 20, 2013

Dwarf Wisdom for Monday

I am Tassin Number 2 and I am taking charge of this post. Father Dragon is not at home and he left us in charge of the cave 'till his return. Well, he left Tassin Number 1 in charge. He is arguing with Number 3 and 4 about who will lead the party that will go searching for a way to fix Father Dragon's broken sculpture.

In case you're wondering, yes that sculpture. No dragon wisdom today but one of the Milin's (not sure which one) found these quotes.





I think this is appropriate coming from minions whose boss is Mexican and hates chocolates. I can see the wisdom there, can you? No? Ah well, if the Master asks when he comes back, please tell him we dazzle you with a lot of thought provoking writing.

39 comments:

  1. Hey guys,

    I think y'all are awesome (and if you want to surprise Father D. on his return - buy him a CD of old Irish traditional songs - he *loves* those :)

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  2. I got a laugh out of this. Mission accomplished by the dwarves in charge :)

    ...dhole

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  3. That last one is funny!
    And sorry about all the dwarf clones...

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    1. the dragon statue that was presented during the A to Z Challenge, I'm afraid.

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    2. Oh, I'm sorry about that, there are people out there who can fix such breakages but they aren't cheap.

      JO ON FOOD, MY TRAVELS AND A SCENT OF CHOCOLATE

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  5. Ok love the guest-posting from the little people, but there were no SHs. Sigh. All is forgiven on account of excessive cuteness.

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  6. I hope the sculpture can be salvaged! Can't you fix it with some dwarf spit or something?

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    1. We're seeking for a way to fix it. :(

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    1. Unfortunately yes, that one statue. A tragedy!

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  8. Oh, no! Not your dragon statue! :(

    But I did get a laugh at the quotes, especially the poor T-Rex one. :)

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  9. Oh, you dwarfs ... silly little strong people.

    Wishing your statue a speedy recovery! :)

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  10. Great post, certainly had a smile.

    Yvonne.

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  11. I love all the quotes, particular the t-rex one.

    Thanks for sharing!

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  12. The Dwarves are always a source of wisdom...especially that bit about the jalapenos! :)

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  13. Jalapeno wisdom at its best!

    Thanks for the smile little dwarves :D

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  14. Oh no! Sorry to hear about the statue. Hopefully the dwarves can fix it soon!

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  15. What sculpture? Can it be welded or melted and stuck back together? You've got plenty of dragon fire on hand.

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    1. the sculpture of Father Dragon presented during the challenge. We're trying to find the best way to fix it. Hopefully we find one.

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  16. I am a huge fan of Dwarves, I'm sure Father D will reward you handsomely on his return (as long as you manage to fix his sculpture of course!)

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  17. Love those! I know I've definitely had to go left a few times ;-)

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  18. Love the T-rex joke, used to have a boss who couldn't clap either! :)

    Hope it's fixable! Unless fate dictates a new and improved challenge ahead!

    Wishing you peace and inspiration!

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    1. Also, thanks for all the neat help changing my page. I figure I'll eventually decide on a look, but right now it's fun playing with it -- well, maybe not fun, so much as informative -- learning is fun-right?

      I need to come up with a more personal design, something I've created, still pondering that one. But thanks, so appreciate the help!

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    2. Learning is always fun! And fun always makes things easier. You're welcome! :D

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  19. Tassin #2 told me to tell you he dazzled me with thought-provoking writing...
    I see your clones are running amok and breaking things. They do post good jokes, though. You have to give them points for that. Their dancing is entertaining as well. ;)

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  20. Excellent advice. And if you think a jar of jalapenos is bad the next day, try one full of habaneros...

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  21. Weeping for (and with) you regarding the mishap. And you know, I can't tell those Tassins apart. ;-)

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  22. well, i think you should visit more often and give me some good humor!! loved it

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  23. All three had me rolling! Funny "guest" post Al.

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  24. Oh guys, Father Dragon is going to be so mad. Hope you have fire retardant undergarments on when he returns!

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  25. Love the "jalapeño jest"... classic one! LOL.
    I hope the statue can be restored to its former glory.

    Writer In Transit

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  26. It is Good ToBe #2 and in charge, going left when things don't go right...broken statue...oh no!!!! Go easy on the jalapeno's or scrape them off on #1's plate...you may get to be in charge a little longer!!!

    I have definately been dazzled!!!

    Sue CollectInTexasGal
    Intellectual 'Piles of Political Poop'

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  27. LOL!!! This is the reason your blog is so awesome! :) I was a little late in telling everyone about my award nominations, and I see you beat me to it! I don't know if you noticed, but I nominated you for two of them: Very Inspiring Blogger, and Sunshine. Of course, you don't have to accept them, but I had to do it since this is one of my faves. :)

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    1. Thank you Kristen. Tomorrow all your questions will be answered properly. :D

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  28. Yay and with these words of wisdom, I'm going to celebrate by consuming a large amount of Mexican jumping beans and have a blog 'hop'! Dwarf wisdom, I just love it!

    Gary :)

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  29. Ha love the jalapeno one, so true and poor dinosaur. I say you're doing a great job Tassin.

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  30. The Dragon Cave's words of wisdom are always worth the extra visit. *hehehe* That jalapeno thing is SO true. Terrific :)

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  31. I've just read the motivational before going to work! They'll help to survivd the horde of brainles tourists! Thanks!

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