Thursday, April 11, 2013
Chronicles of the Dragon Cave from A to Z: "J" is for Jewel
Carmelita grabbed Pancholin by the shoulders and shook the panic off him. "You are the Chaos Control Commando!"
"Oh right!" Pancholin blinked. "Oh no!" He braced and hid behind her.
A bunch of gold coins and jewels flew everywhere.
Tassin and Carmelita took cover behind a stalagmite. The task master looked at the fat handyman dwarf curled at their feet. "Let me guess, the Master's Jewel of Joy has arrived."
Playful roars muffled any answer. The Ninja Muse leaped on the stalactites in her best imitation of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. A stuffed Angry Bird hit her in the face and she plopped down at Tassin's feet. "Bullseye."
Soon after, dwarves fell here and there, hit by plushy Angry Birds. The hatchling's laughter delighted the elderly dragon, whose cheers rumbled in the cave. "Yipee!"
Tassin motioned Carmelita for the camera and peeked at the master with his little nephew.
"That's the most magical jewel in Father Dragon's treasure," he whispered. "It grants him joy and renews his power-"
A cheerful squeal interrupted him. "We need more Angry Birs, Al!"
"Pancholin, bring the costumes!" The thunderous order made the handyman dwarf cringe.
Tassin waved his hand at the camera. "We better go to the other end of the Main Chamber, unless you want to be hit by a flying dwarf in an Angry Bird costume. I'll tell you about the very first knight that befriended a Father Dragon."